Random
Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE 禄

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What happens when you try talking to a cow?

It goes in one ear and out the udder.
BobbyMoeven51-55, M
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your neighbor haha
BobbyMoeven51-55, M
Or a cow that masturbates? Beef stroke one off
BobbyMoeven51-55, M
GunFingerF
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
itsok31-35, F
BobbyMoeven51-55, M
@itsok

Is that @mindstruggle. Wearing a cow disguise .. 馃憖馃憖

You're art work reply , really takes this post up another notch ,

For the more refined ...

I heartily vote in favour of using this as a new pfp ...
Degbeme70-79, M
@BobbyMoeven nudity? 馃
BobbyMoeven51-55, M
@Degbeme

My clumsy thumb sometimes hits the nudity selection by accident ,

Or because my thumb is secretly hoping if selects nudity , nudity will magically appear 馃構
smiler201256-60
@mindstruggle 馃槅i have one as bad what do you call a cow trapped on all sides cornered beef lol
LeahLovee22-25, C
I need this type of humor over coffee right now 馃槱
Degbeme70-79, M
This is udderly silly. 馃き
TrashCatM
This is highly a-moo-sing
caPnAhab26-30, M
Udder ridiculous
Gumba1000M
Udderly ridiculous
Umile41-45, F
Good one.
smiler201256-60
@mindstruggle 馃what do you call a cow who victimises another cow for no real reason - bully beef 馃槅
-
BeefySenpieM
Do I receive royalties for being part of the punchline? 馃
@BeefySenpie
Oh dang! I forgot to tag you
HumanEarth56-60, F
Chocolate Milk
AthrillatheHunt51-55, M
@HumanEarth as weird as it sounds black moms also produce white milk just like white moms . Hahaha
PfuzylogicM
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?

Sparky!
AthrillatheHunt51-55, M
What has 3 legs and lives on a farm in England ? Sir Paul and his wife .
Mootenant Dan
empanadas31-35, M
The Hindus are offended by this post

 
Post Comment