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What happens when you try talking to a cow?
It goes in one ear and out the udder.
It goes in one ear and out the udder.
BobbyMoeven 路 51-55, M
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your neighbor haha
Your neighbor haha
BobbyMoeven 路 51-55, M
mindlessdrifter 路 M
Or a cow that masturbates? Beef stroke one off
BobbyMoeven 路 51-55, M
GunFinger 路 F
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
De-calf-inated
itsok 路 31-35, F
BobbyMoeven 路 51-55, M
@itsok
Is that @mindstruggle. Wearing a cow disguise .. 馃憖馃憖
You're art work reply , really takes this post up another notch ,
For the more refined ...
I heartily vote in favour of using this as a new pfp ...
Is that @mindstruggle. Wearing a cow disguise .. 馃憖馃憖
You're art work reply , really takes this post up another notch ,
For the more refined ...
I heartily vote in favour of using this as a new pfp ...
Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@BobbyMoeven nudity? 馃
BobbyMoeven 路 51-55, M
@Degbeme
My clumsy thumb sometimes hits the nudity selection by accident ,
Or because my thumb is secretly hoping if selects nudity , nudity will magically appear 馃構
My clumsy thumb sometimes hits the nudity selection by accident ,
Or because my thumb is secretly hoping if selects nudity , nudity will magically appear 馃構
BobbyMoeven 路 51-55, M
smiler2012 路 56-60
@mindstruggle 馃槅i have one as bad what do you call a cow trapped on all sides cornered beef lol
LeahLovee 路 22-25, C
I need this type of humor over coffee right now 馃槱
Degbeme 路 70-79, M
This is udderly silly. 馃き
TrashCat 路 M
This is highly a-moo-sing
Primnproper 路 56-60, F
caPnAhab 路 26-30, M
Udder ridiculous
Gumba1000 路 M
Udderly ridiculous
Umile 路 41-45, F
Good one.
@Degbeme
Back tf me up!
Back tf me up!
smiler2012 路 56-60
@mindstruggle 馃what do you call a cow who victimises another cow for no real reason - bully beef 馃槅
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BeefySenpie 路 M
Do I receive royalties for being part of the punchline? 馃
@BeefySenpie
Oh dang! I forgot to tag you
Oh dang! I forgot to tag you
HumanEarth 路 56-60, F
Chocolate Milk
AthrillatheHunt 路 51-55, M
@HumanEarth as weird as it sounds black moms also produce white milk just like white moms . Hahaha
Pfuzylogic 路 M
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?
Sparky!
Sparky!
AthrillatheHunt 路 51-55, M
What has 3 legs and lives on a farm in England ? Sir Paul and his wife .
Mootenant Dan
empanadas 路 31-35, M
The Hindus are offended by this post