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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What happens when you try talking to a cow?

It goes in one ear and out the udder.
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
@OlderSometimesWiser

mindstruggle · 31-35, F
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your neighbor haha
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
@mindstruggle

SW-User
Or a cow that masturbates? Beef stroke one off
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
@SW-User

GunFinger · F
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
@itsok

Is that @mindstruggle. Wearing a cow disguise .. 👀👀

You're art work reply , really takes this post up another notch ,

For the more refined ...

I heartily vote in favour of using this as a new pfp ...
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@BobbyMoeven nudity? 🤔
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
@Degbeme

My clumsy thumb sometimes hits the nudity selection by accident ,

Or because my thumb is secretly hoping if selects nudity , nudity will magically appear 😋
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
smiler2012 · 56-60
@mindstruggle 😆i have one as bad what do you call a cow trapped on all sides cornered beef lol
I need this type of humor over coffee right now 😩
Degbeme · 70-79, M
This is udderly silly. 🤭
TrashCat · M
This is highly a-moo-sing
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Udder ridiculous
Gumba1000 · M
Udderly ridiculous
Umile · 41-45, F
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Degbeme
Back tf me up!
smiler2012 · 56-60
@mindstruggle 🤔what do you call a cow who victimises another cow for no real reason - bully beef 😆
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Do I receive royalties for being part of the punchline? 🤔
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@BeefySenpie
Oh dang! I forgot to tag you
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Chocolate Milk
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@HumanEarth as weird as it sounds black moms also produce white milk just like white moms . Hahaha
Pfuzylogic · M
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?

Sparky!
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
What has 3 legs and lives on a farm in England ? Sir Paul and his wife .
empanadas · 31-35, M
The Hindus are offended by this post

 
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