Was Cylon going to murder me?

Nooo.
Toasters are no threat.
I understand there's too much confusion and you can't get no relief though.

First we need to find the volume of Cylon, so we'll need the length and radius. I'll name the length X and the radius Y, as in why do I care. I do not, good day.

Almost certainly. You live on Earth after all.

That’s what cylons do