Any bird lovers here? I need help ASAP

I recently put up a post on FB advertising that I will care for pets. I had a nice couple pay me to care for their birds while they were off on vacation. I'm not too familiar with pet birds, but I gave it a shot. They were being extra loud this morning so I decided that they might want some fresh air. I let them all play outside when i let my dog out this morning. I cant find two of them now.

I don't think this is on me though. The owners said that the birds CAN NOT fly. But I can't find them anywhere.

They were not left outside by themselves long, maybe 15-20 mins.

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AndysLoft · 56-60, M

Seems to me that these birds got angry and metomorphas....metomirphisis....meta....changed into the incredible hulk.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft I think you're thinking of metacarpal. Checked.. no luck.

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Sorry to hear that, are there any sleeping fat cats near your house?

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft no, i usually bludgeon the strays.

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Well Sir, far be it from me to tell you how to live your life but you should not be having carnal relationships with these strays...what i meant was that fat cats tend to be very wise so you could have asked them if they saw your frogs.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft i don't speak pet.

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe They speak human.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft oh, well i didn't know. Thank you for your help kind sir

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe My pleasure.