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Any bird lovers here? I need help ASAP

I recently put up a post on FB advertising that I will care for pets. I had a nice couple pay me to care for their birds while they were off on vacation. I'm not too familiar with pet birds, but I gave it a shot. They were being extra loud this morning so I decided that they might want some fresh air. I let them all play outside when i let my dog out this morning. I cant find two of them now.

I don't think this is on me though. The owners said that the birds CAN NOT fly. But I can't find them anywhere.

They were not left outside by themselves long, maybe 15-20 mins.

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BrewCityBarfly · M

Go to a pet store and buy some birds that look similar.

Teirdalin · 31-35

@BrewCityBarfly such a clever life hack.

AnonymousSam · 100+

Did you try standing outside and saying, “ca-caw”? That’s what I do.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@AnonymousSam yeah.. that'll work. You obviously never been around birds. Next

beermeplease · M

so you left them unattended so they could hop out of site?....oh boy. 🙄what kind of birds are they?

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beermeplease · M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe ok....i'll let you know how it goes

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@beermeplease You won't be able to if you get banished.

beermeplease · M

anyway.....i'm pretty much done with you....i feel sorry for your dog that you probably don't have

SW-User

The only logical explanation is that is they are at a neighbors house playing with their pets

HannahSky · F

Is this a joke

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HannahSky · F

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe probably shouldn't let them out of the cage. Put some bird feed out.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@HannahSky well obviously. But i don't have a time machine. Ill try bird feed.. what do they eat? I've been struggling with that too.

HannahSky · F

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe wtf

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

Seems to me that these birds got angry and metomorphas....metomirphisis....meta....changed into the incredible hulk.

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AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe They speak human.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft oh, well i didn't know. Thank you for your help kind sir

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe My pleasure.

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

Have fun explaining to ypur friends about your clear negligence in caring for their pets, for your sake i really hope they dont sue you!

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DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Ill add my prayer to the old gods for you!

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@DiegoWolfe thank you! It'll help!

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe how did it all turn out?

Teirdalin · 31-35

What kind of birds are they? Some birds can hop but not fly. I'd recommend looking around carefully.

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SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@beermeplease when?

beermeplease · M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe should i block you or perhaps you could block me....is that what you want?

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@beermeplease no please dont, i didn't mean it! Im sorry!

SteelHands · 61-69, M

Look underneath bushes. Birds have good illusions that they're vulnerable to predation and seek concealment.

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SteelHands · 61-69, M

Illusions-->Instincts

My mistake. Please excuse my lack of attention to the moronic auto correct. I am out of practice checking before I hit the submit button.

Teirdalin · 31-35

@SteelHands birds, Masters of illusion

SteelHands · 61-69, M

@Teirdalin Yeawp. Check this out.

Those little angels. [media=https://youtu.be/hrby8i2nK7o]

Fluffybull · F

🤡🙄

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@Fluffybull thanks, but need help, not criticism

TheOneWhoEscaped · 26-30, F

15-20 mins is more than enough for a cat to have its lunch.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@TheOneWhoEscaped you're sick. Youre what is wrong with the world today.

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@TheOneWhoEscaped Shes also not wrong birds can and will be picked off by anything that eats them!

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@DiegoWolfe 😢

SlaveEt · 36-40, F

🤣🤦‍♀️

Mooed78 · F

They are outside.. having a laugh at you!!

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@Mooed78 I'm glad you're getting a laugh out of it. I'm sure their owners are going to be incredibly sad.

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

You are the worst birdsitter ever.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@StevetheSleeve No I'm not. Take it back.

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Yeah, I was a little harsh. At least you didn’t take them outside with your cats.

TheMountainMan · 26-30, M

Oh you're screwed. Sorry man

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@TheMountainMan 😢

GLITTER · 36-40, F

Did you find them yet 👀

deathfairy ·

it really was a very beautiful day out today

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@deathfairy wasn't it though?

empanadas · 31-35, M

The homie is back

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empanadas · 31-35, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe

HannahSky · F

@empanadas I'm not sure I want to know who it is or if it's a real situation lol

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@HannahSky are you two done? It's real, now please help me!

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