TheMountainMan · 26-30, M
Oh you're screwed. Sorry man
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
BrewCityBarfly · M
Go to a pet store and buy some birds that look similar.
Teirdalin · 31-35
@BrewCityBarfly such a clever life hack.
AnonymousSam · 100+
Did you try standing outside and saying, “ca-caw”? That’s what I do.
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@AnonymousSam yeah.. that'll work. You obviously never been around birds. Next
beermeplease · M
so you left them unattended so they could hop out of site?....oh boy. 🙄what kind of birds are they?
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beermeplease · M
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe ok....i'll let you know how it goes
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@beermeplease You won't be able to if you get banished.
beermeplease · M
anyway.....i'm pretty much done with you....i feel sorry for your dog that you probably don't have

SW-User
The only logical explanation is that is they are at a neighbors house playing with their pets
HannahSky · F
Is this a joke
HannahSky · F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe probably shouldn't let them out of the cage. Put some bird feed out.
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@HannahSky well obviously. But i don't have a time machine. Ill try bird feed.. what do they eat? I've been struggling with that too.
HannahSky · F
Teirdalin · 31-35
What kind of birds are they? Some birds can hop but not fly. I'd recommend looking around carefully.
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@beermeplease when?
beermeplease · M
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe should i block you or perhaps you could block me....is that what you want?
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@beermeplease no please dont, i didn't mean it! Im sorry!
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
Seems to me that these birds got angry and metomorphas....metomirphisis....meta....changed into the incredible hulk.
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe They speak human.
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@AndysLoft oh, well i didn't know. Thank you for your help kind sir
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe My pleasure.
Fluffybull · F
🤡🙄
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@Fluffybull thanks, but need help, not criticism
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
🤣🤦♀️
TheOneWhoEscaped · 26-30, F
15-20 mins is more than enough for a cat to have its lunch.
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@TheOneWhoEscaped you're sick. Youre what is wrong with the world today.
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
@TheOneWhoEscaped Shes also not wrong birds can and will be picked off by anything that eats them!
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
Have fun explaining to ypur friends about your clear negligence in caring for their pets, for your sake i really hope they dont sue you!
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Ill add my prayer to the old gods for you!
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@WolfGirlwh0r3 thank you! It'll help!
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe how did it all turn out?
SteelHands · 61-69, M
Look underneath bushes. Birds have good illusions that they're vulnerable to predation and seek concealment.
SteelHands · 61-69, M
Illusions-->Instincts
My mistake. Please excuse my lack of attention to the moronic auto correct. I am out of practice checking before I hit the submit button.
My mistake. Please excuse my lack of attention to the moronic auto correct. I am out of practice checking before I hit the submit button.
Teirdalin · 31-35
@SteelHands birds, Masters of illusion
SteelHands · 61-69, M
Mooed78 · F
They are outside.. having a laugh at you!!
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@Mooed78 I'm glad you're getting a laugh out of it. I'm sure their owners are going to be incredibly sad.
GLITTER · 36-40, F
Did you find them yet 👀
it really was a very beautiful day out today
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@deathfairy wasn't it though?
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
You are the worst birdsitter ever.
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@StevetheSleeve No I'm not. Take it back.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Yeah, I was a little harsh. At least you didn’t take them outside with your cats.
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empanadas · 31-35, M
The homie is back
empanadas · 31-35, M
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@HannahSky are you two done? It's real, now please help me!