BF's doggo got me paranoid

he's lying in the living room. i see the time n know it's food time.

i get up, he doesnt react.
i pick up the food bowls, he doesnt even flinch
i open the tins and put his buiscuits and food in the bowl, still snoozing away
i put the food and water bowls back down, again nothing.
i call him over, ignored.
i notice he hasn't moved this whole time. i panik
i slowly edge over to him, i dont think hes moving
i reluctantly reach out and pet him.....

he immediately wakes up, bounces up scares the everloving shiz outta me, spots his food and starts nomming away like feck all happened. 😱💀😡🤬

he was so sound asleep i thought the mf had died 😭😠