Why isn't there a snow-woman? And why is the snowman always white?

how would you make her. makes sense you start a snowman with snowballs

Because black ice is dangerous. Racist bastards

you can piss in the snow and make a yellow snowman. i have no other ideas

They turn colored when the snow turns old and muddy. Or when someone/thing pisses in the snow.

That is how you get Black and Asian snowmen.

Ok, now for separate but equal opportunity offense:

Why is snow white? Because it lands on your soil without asking, eventually invades the entire land, and if you are exposed to it long enough it will kill you.

Do not wonder.

Just accept the reality.

There are many snowwomen around here, but I don't think anybody cares for black snow.

It's just a lack of melanin

Bro you ain't heard of lite skinned

thank you for bestie ☃️☃️❄️❄️

Because gravity plays hell on snow tits and you've not lived near a factory before...