@JohnnySpot

@BluntSm0ker True, but I have a beagle. He’s the most comically stupid dog I’ve ever met. He once picked a fight with a springy door stop, and lost.

My girls won’t stop treating him, so he’s growing fat in his old age.

@AdmiralPrune of people

@GoFish People are fine. It’s the variety known collectively as imbeciles that grind my gears.

@AdmiralPrune maybe they had little children ?

@JohnnySpot No

@MsSwan

@JohnnySpot

@empanadas Perhaps they all work for SpecSavers opticians, thinking of the bonuses they expect to earn this month.

@AdmiralPrune all this being a creative ad for ophthalmologists, wouldn't surprise me