Some people have guardian angels. I have a raccoon in a trench coat who occasionally screams “SEND IT” before I make decisions.

I am my own angel. I will be judged by the spirits of humans and turn out to still be the best because you are what you are and all your works stem from this. Either you can be saved or you can't.

My spirit animal

Um, can I borrow him?

Some days my angel does his job, but most days he's off in lalaland daydreaming about peanuts.

I heard you domesticated him.

you been hanging around me too long 😁

My skunk says "Hold my beer"... 🤷‍♀🤷‍♀🤷‍♀

that's just the Wozniak signal

You probably think thats bad but..DEAD SKUNK in the Middle of the Road


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I have the incredible hulk roaring in my ear to smash everything.