Do I reek of desperation? [I Am Socially Awkward]

@SW-User shame, it’s the fragrance I was going for

@Ghostinthemachine maybe you need to try harder

@SW-User is it true the odour of “desperate perspiration” is an aphrodisiac for some?

@Ghostinthemachine Maybe for others ..just not for me

@SW-User good to know!
*calls factory*
“Hey Al…yeah, cancel plans to bottle this stuff.”

@Ghostinthemachine 😂 ...there's a market out there for some people ..don't stop on my account

@SW-User what’s that..you want to set up an account to receive a bottle every month?
*calls factory*
“Al, me again. Crank up production on Eau Du Desperado.”

@Ghostinthemachine suuuuuure why not

@SW-User you should receive your first bottle in two weeks. Let me know what you think, I can always make adjustments to my ph levels.

@Ghostinthemachine I'm the guniea pig ? 😯

@SW-User No…don’t think of yourself as a guinea pig. More like a pioneer, an adventurer in the same realm as Hillary, Armstrong, and Laika!

@Ghostinthemachine 🤨....I bet there's clorophorm in it

@SW-User I take that as an insult to my integrity on they highest level!

*calls factory*
“Al, remove all traces of chloroform from the bottles, ASAP!”