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After bringing home your sh0rt boyfriend then your mother asks.."Whose child is this?"

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mindstruggle Pinned Comment
What I'm saying is...it's so difficult being this tall. 😩
@mindstruggle how tall is that?
@mindstruggle Me too!

Nanori · F
Happened to me once when a guy shorter and younger than me asked me out and I rejected him, told my friend I cba to explain he isn't my child every time we meet someone new.
@Nanori
Lmao when was this?
Nanori · F
@mindstruggle I was 28 and iirc he was 22
SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M
@Nanori brutal
DrWatson · 70-79, M
My future mother-in-law didn't ask that when her daughter first brought me home.

Instead, she asked her privately, "So what's wrong with him that he's still single at his age?" 😅
@DrWatson
Yoooo how talk are you?
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle 5'8". My wife is 5'2". Her mother was short too. All of us Italian, so height was never an issue.
@DrWatson
Wait...italians are short?
@onrealityofdreams
Nahhhh you're a giant!
@mindstruggle Aww thanks.
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'm sorry, when did you and @GnomeyGee start dating?
@GnomeyGee
🤢🤮
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle
calicuz · 56-60, M
@NudasPriest

Well, in all fairness to her, she did buy a Ukulele, and not a Banjo. 🤷
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Oh my Poodles kitty cat 🤩
@sstronaut
Maybe I just haven't seen you. 😐
@mindstruggle I've been extremely quiet lately and no one seemed to come looking, so I've just been chilling

And suddenly playing a lot of chess ♟
@sstronaut
Sometimes quiet gives you peace.
Chess is good!
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
Where'd you find this kid at?
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle Take em back!
@GnomeyGee
No! 😡
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle You take him back right now young lady! 😡
😄 🤣 was that the one carrying around a step stool?
bookerdana · M
Shots fired!

is it bad to say short today!
@bookerdana
Pfffft
bookerdana · M
@mindstruggle What kinda lackluster thing is that 😒



Thats a pfffft
theweekdy · 22-25, M
Why is short censored
theweekdy · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle I don’t believe youuu
@theweekdy
You never don🙄
theweekdy · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle you’re talking about someone else
SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M
What is he like 3 feet tall?
@SomeIrishPerson
He's 5'9 🙄
SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle
5.9 inches?
@SomeIrishPerson
No, that's you. 🙄
YoMomma ·
😂 who made such a small baby? 😅
@YoMomma
Smol people 😩
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Degbeme
😈
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle I`m going to bed PeeWee.
@Degbeme
Nighty nighy grampie! ✨
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda

 
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