My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..

But I refused, If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord

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Shytoshow · 61-69, M

Jokes

bookerdana · M

@Shytoshow 🥁 bad um tiss

Shytoshow · 61-69, M

Hopelandia · M

I've lost that Badum tssh sound effect you put up.

bookerdana · M

@Hopelandia Ya can always use the drum emoji

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You had no civics and refused lessons in them?

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

Sounds like a failure of your civic duty to me

bookerdana · M

@ViciDraco But I yam doing my civic duty,even zealously using protection lest I spread t HR-V

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