My facial expression in the taxi so the driver knows I'm not easy to kidnap.

Mine in both the taxi and the airport pat down queue

*pats your head* I heard you should never take a taxi in Mexico and just uber everywhere. Apparently the cartels pay off taxis to give them people to ransom.

😂 do you take it to work tho? 😅

Right height too.

My facial expression in general right now:

Denying reset my protection of children

Moomins?

They are also feeling pretty certain they won’t be tipped .

Extra points if you wear crazy makeup

Ngl if i saw someone with this i would throw holy water at it