I was at the grocery store, standing in the noodle aisle, comparing ramen flavors like it was a life or death decision.

This stranger walks up and goes,
"Hey, are you Korean?"
I blinked and said, "No, I'm just emotionally invested in my dinner."

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tenente · 36-40, M

As a Caucasian American : vanilla is too spicy for me so..

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@tenente

Caucasian

*eye twitches*

No you're not.

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@tenente
That one is good!!!

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@mindstruggle @tenente

No, really.
It's a pet peeve of mine.

The next person to say they're Caucasian who aren't Georgian, Armenian, Ossetians, Azerbaijani or Daghestan, I'm going to publicly flog.

tenente · 36-40, M

@basilfawlty89 in my pantry it's shin ramen or spaghetti take your pick 🤷‍♂

tenente · 36-40, M

@mindstruggle

That one is good!!!

if i'm ever brave i just remember this lol

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tenente · 36-40, M

@basilfawlty89

The next person to say they're Caucasian who aren't Georgian, Armenian, Ossetians, Azerbaijani or Daghestan, I'm going to publicly flog.

Me : [ a portuguese italian american ] flog away! 😂

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@tenente

flog away

Well...this got awkward.