I’d expect that from me but not from you

PS: I am a pro at not being what people expected as well as you are!

Why not??? There's only one Hootsta around here...

🤷 what can I say ?
But you gotta have a laugh 😃

Hey, what can I say? I'm still hung over.

Oh ye of little faith. 😏

Sorry... I forgot I was expected to set a good example.
I'll take my whoopee cushion and go home now.

what is it? lol ☺

Well, you should not have pulled the finger when asked too, right!

I was very SHORT tempered today

But you only told me not to do anything you wouldn’t do 😆