Why do bad things happen to ok people?

like the root beers in my car getting too hot and exploding (rip) and getting 6 reports on your account even though you weren’t harassing anyone 👀

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AuRevoir · 36-40, M

I mean maybe it’s because you’re such an obvious catfish? 😒☕️ Kind of hurts when we get too excited about something that’s just too good to be true..

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AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@rootbeardy I just don’t think you could ever love me and I’m an 1/8’th ancient rootbeer clan myself.. 😒☕️

rootbeardy · M

@AuRevoir I’ll show you how to love yourself and rootbeer will love you in return, no matter if root beer runs in your blood or just through your soul

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@rootbeardy 🥺👉👈

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SW-User

Someone reported you ? Someone has a stick up their ass

rootbeardy · M

@SW-User they hate me cuz they ain’t me 😞 🍺 and I have to wait ten minutes between each comment. I comment like I drink a refreshing 12 ounces of root beer.. short, sweet, and in quick succession. now I’m gonna have to use my online status green dot to send Morse code messages out. Ridiculous

MellyMel22 · F

Wth, who would report the rootbeer guy 🤔 and for what 😳

rootbeardy · M

@MellyMel22 right?! 6 reports, I think I’m a gem

MellyMel22 · F

@rootbeardy You are. You don’t hurt or offend anyone. They must just have a strong dislike of root beer 😒

Boleuskas · M

Life is not fair and that is it

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

I know, right? I ordered some brush killer from Amazon, and the bottles managed to bust open during shipping, and all the poison leaked out and ruined the box.

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