I Love Nerdy Jokes

The other day, I asked Descartes if he was going to go anywhere this weekend.
He said, "I think not" and disappeared.

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melbeacher · 61-69, M

A proton walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks......"are you positive ?"

scsoccer · 26-30, F

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender says "For you? No charge!"

melbeacher · 61-69, M

Laughing.....good one

JimboSaturn · 56-60, M

Oh man that's a nerd joke, can I steal it? @scsoccer: