I Love Nerdy Jokes

The other day, I asked Descartes if he was going to go anywhere this weekend.
He said, "I think not" and disappeared.

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melbeacher · 61-69, M

A proton walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks......"are you positive ?"

scsoccer · 26-30, F

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender says "For you? No charge!"

melbeacher · 61-69, M

Laughing.....good one

JimboSaturn · 56-60, M

Oh man that's a nerd joke, can I steal it? @scsoccer:

HankStone · 61-69, M

Did I ever tell you about the farmer who tried to teach his animals philosophy?

He put Descartes before the horse.

SW-User

After this joke you also disappeared for 4 months😄...

FeminineAndFierce · 31-35, F

I only no dirty jokes :/

JimboSaturn · 56-60, M

A entangled paritcle comes into a bar. The bartender asks "what will you have?" it answers "the opposite to what she is having"

ok that suckkkskss

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