A proton walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks......"are you positive ?"

Did I ever tell you about the farmer who tried to teach his animals philosophy?

He put Descartes before the horse.

After this joke you also disappeared for 4 months😄...

I only no dirty jokes :/

A entangled paritcle comes into a bar. The bartender asks "what will you have?" it answers "the opposite to what she is having"

ok that suckkkskss