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Straylight · 31-35, F
The trick is to never have a nickname that features your best attribute. That’s a sure way to get an ironic injury.
Eagle Eye Joe? Went blind.
Swift Thomas? Lost his legs.
Me? I’m having everyone call me Appendix Pete.
Eagle Eye Joe? Went blind.
Swift Thomas? Lost his legs.
Me? I’m having everyone call me Appendix Pete.