If your name is Pete it is obligatory for the people around you to give you a nickname

And it has to be whatever adjective that starts with an ‘s’ and ends in a ‘y’ that best describes you followed by Pete

Stinky Pete
Skinny Pete
Sneaky Pete

Well you get the picture, just making sure you know incase you meet anyone named Pete

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

Hmm…I feel like there must be exceptions to this. For example, there’s a certain Pete who’s in a fairly prominent position that if I just say Drinky Pete, we all know exactly who it references. Just sayin’ 🤷‍♂

ShepherdBard · 36-40, M

@Zaphod42 you must be one of those “beardos” he talked about

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@ShepherdBard See? You knew who I meant without further context 😉

ShepherdBard · 36-40, M

@Zaphod42 took me a second