What's your fav food to eat while wasted?

@Elessar I'd agree if it had pineapple

@Fishy That'd be like that time I was drunk beyond conscience and they brought me to McD, and I've briefly regained it just to protest their dumb choice

@Elessar I mean... If you lost the hangover, then it technically still worked, right?

@Fishy I meant the drunk state. Edited*

@Fishy I don't know firsthand whan a hangover is! At most I get an upset stomach. Never got a headache or anything of the sort lol

@Elessar #SobrietyHacks

@Elessar I just vomit everywhere 😂

@Fishy I can sense perfectly when it's time to stop and avoid that

@Elessar >:c

@Fishy #SkillIssue

@Elessar oh wait... I thought we was still talking about pineapple, my bad

@Fishy Vomit on a pineapple pizza woudn't worse it. You can't really go below negative infinity 🙂‍↔

@Elessar oh, now it's personal 👀

@Fishy

@Elessar and people hate me because i tell them that pineapple belongs on pizza

@Fishy They don't. The abomination was invented by a Greek in Canada (to avoid extradition) still sore that, like, 2100 years ago we had conquered them..

@Elessar pretty sure pineapple on pizza enrages people, and the truth enrages people...
Therefore pineapple on pizza = truth

@Fishy Disgust isn't enragement tho; it's like seeing someone drink the vinegar of the pickles. You don't get enraged, you feel pity for their tastebuds, it's a different thing

@Elessar pickle juice is just a vegetable version of wine because fermentation

@Fishy 👉 https://similarworlds.com/europe/5550207-German-mojito-isnt-real-it-cannot-hurt-you