Sooooo.... Hows ya all been?

Oh, i've been keeping up with life. You know, I feel like I’m running a marathon with the amount of running around I'm doing. Today I wake up to get a ton of unsolicited dick pics. Honestly, I think my inbox is more active than my social life!

And keeping up with life means trying to stay healthy, right? I recently started exercising again. Because, apparently, I need to burn off all those snacks I’ve been eating. And let me tell you, trying to do yoga in my living room is like trying to tame a wild animal. My cat thinks I’m auditioning for a new circus act. She just stares at me like, ‘Really? That’s your downward dog?

But hey, at least I’m doing alright. I’ve learned that life is a lot like trying to assemble furniture from IKEA. Lots of pieces, confusing instructions, and I'm pretty sure I'm missing something but I'm just going to pretend it’s part of the design. And I'm going survive that, I'm basically a pro at faking at keeping up!

I rather live in the past. Like 50 years or more in the past