I just heard the most retarded argument ever 🤦‍♀️

Two women outside my workplace were locked in a heated exchange with one accusing the other of calling her a cow. While the other woman kept saying she wasn't calling her a cow, but told her "Don't have a cow." The offended woman apparently never heard of that expression before and went "Don't have a cow? What in the hell does that even mean?!" I was a bit tensed up at hearing the sound of people arguing so angrily, but it quickly subsided because I just had to laugh by that point. Good grief... 🤣