These idiots on the TV, it's always "Want to have dinner? Italian resteraunt at 8pm?". I mean who's waiting till 8 to eat their dinner?

And then they eat these big meals and somehow manage to get their bits going enough to have bang afterwards. With a full stomach of Italian food? Be a lot of either farting of burping. A nice garlic kiss eh?

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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@Elessar how do you feel about your farty burpy food?

Elessar · 26-30, M

@basilfawlty89 lmao, Italian food is so generic. If you have, say, a Carbonara (pasta, egg, bacon, cheese, black pepper) and/or portions the size we have here you won't have any such issues. Obviously if you instead eat 1kg of lasagna alone you'll feel bloated.

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