If I don't have to go home why can't I stay here???

@TheRealBarbossa yes I do my life depends on it

@Prettybratbi1tch Alright... Remember, I say this with love:


You don't wipe well enough, if at all. I mean... The smell alone is bad enough, but the stains you leave on anything you sit on... I can't afford having everything cleaned professionally this often anymore.

@TheRealBarbossa well that's not very nice dear if you're broke just say that 😐

@Prettybratbi1tch If you're too broke to buy toiletpaper, just say so.


I recommend taking a shower after each bathroom break, or letting me buy you enough toilet paper to clean up properly.

Again, I say this with love

@TheRealBarbossa toilet paper is toxic and bad for you

@Prettybratbi1tch So take a damn shower, buddy. I know that's not good for the environment either in the long run, but it will literally improve the quality of life for both you and everyone around you.