Do you know why I wore a skirt?

Lift up, pull to the side, good to go?

😏 breeze

Nope

Easy access. 😛

No 🤭 tell me why

Flatters your body shape better than pants?

Keeps things cooler and aired out?

Hmmm. Provocative ..

Do you know why I wore this ..?

Because you went to Easter service?

For more comfortable, stylish, aesthetically pleasing, and to ease bathroom visits

To show your legs

You were hot?

Well, we're waiting for an answer. 🙄

Your pants were in the wash?

Because you wanted to justify shaving your legs

Depends. Are you wearing anything else? 😏

No. Why? Buzz people would state if you went naked?

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