@Maritocorneo time will tell

@Shybutwilling2bfriends lady walks into a tattoo shop and tells the employee she wants to get a tattoo of a turkey on her inner right thigh. The employee does the work, she pays, and goes home.

A couple weeks later, the same lady comes into the tattoo shop and tells them she wants a tattoo of santa claus on here inner left thigh. The employee scratches his head (a little confused), goes on and does the tattoo.

While the lady is paying, the employee says "I've tattooed a lot of crazy stuff on people all over their bodies, but yours takes the cake. First you come in wanting a tattoo of a turkey on one inner thigh and then come back and request a tattoo of santa on the other inner thigh. I got to ask 'what's up. '"

The lady responds "every year, my husband complains that there is nothing good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

@powernap 😜

@Shybutwilling2bfriends personally, I like dark jokes. I. E.: My idea of help from above is a sniper on the roof.

@Lilymoon funny haha

@Shybutwilling2bfriends yes 🤪

@Lilymoon I heard it said that'a way once or twice.

@Teslin i kove a good joke but am aful telling them

@Shybutwilling2bfriends Yes, me too.
I always mess up the punch line.

@Bang5luts awww