How quick is your wit? 🤔

Not very quick. My best responses come to me after a conversation ends. 😅

I can be witty, but I'll never be English ;)

edit: Actually I'm English (and Irish) af, but alas an American

Quicker than a trip to the bathroom after eating KFC. 🐔🚽

Very fast..

Give me a minute I'ma take my Adderall.

When I'm hyperactive because I'm tired and actually sleepy, surprisingly awesome and fast. I guess the fear of judgment is gone, and brain shortucts are taken 😂

Quick enough to escape most people listening!

Depends on the time of day!

Not always quick but it's there.

You know snails ...?

Slow as molasses

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Depends on the inspiration.

Wit what?

*HA*!!! LIKE THAT!!!

Depends on if I'm fully awake or tired. The nine years I was with my late ex fiancee I got rusty, she hated my sharp sarcasm and I toned it down for her. A few months after she died I was given the perfect opening at a factory I worked at, and I completely missed my mark and reply, when I realized what I could have said a few minutes later I was ashamed with myself and have been slowly working back to my pre Jane wit. I'm nowhere close to where I was once compared to Don Rickles, more like Chandler Bing from Friends.