I Am Very Chill

I'm about to settle into bed and my door is wide open. I see my BF is sitting on the couch outside my door. So I stand by the bed and take my clothes off seductively, trying to get his attention. He didn't say anything though. I was like "wtf??". So I put my glasses on and realize that it wasn't my BF I was looking at. It was a lamp. 😒 Lol