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I Am Very Chill

I'm about to settle into bed and my door is wide open. I see my BF is sitting on the couch outside my door. So I stand by the bed and take my clothes off seductively, trying to get his attention. He didn't say anything though. I was like "wtf??". So I put my glasses on and realize that it wasn't my BF I was looking at. It was a lamp. 馃槖 Lol
PfuzylogicM
And the lamp wasn't turned on?
You have got to be kidding 馃槀
Justafunguy46-50, M
@Pfuzylogic best answer without a doubt
Ironicman56-60, M
That's so hilarious. Lucky lamp!! I bet you turned the lamp on. Sorry couldn't resist it. 馃槀

Update. Should have read all your comments first. Someone's already used that one.馃槒

Update 2; did the lamp flash you back? 馃槰
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SW-User
@imLobo it's nothing graphic lol
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SW-User
So, did you turn it on at least?
SW-User
It didn't even light up! Jerk lamp 馃槥@SW-User
Dayman31-35, M
@SW-User 馃槀馃槀
SW-User
@SW-User Aww! It wasn't very bright of it to not notice you making the attempt. Maybe next time!
Smikezz246-50, M
I'm sure you could turn that lamp on without even touching it
Justafunguy46-50, M
Easily no doubt@Smikezz2
Smikezz246-50, M
Are you that horny???
SW-User
Not enough to seduce a lamp @Smikezz2
Smikezz246-50, M
I'm sure you can, give it time馃槈
SW-User
Despite your boyfriend not being able to see you, he is a lucky guy for you trying to do that for him.
SW-User
lol! Did you turn it on? the lamp I mean. lol
SW-User
Didn't light up 馃槥@SW-User
Justafunguy46-50, M
Bulb had to be blown@SW-User
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bhatjc46-50, M
lol. he should be walking in to where you are. And having his way with you
ClassifiedM
So if I could mimic your bf's voice and tell you not to put your glasses on... :?馃槇
shakenamaM
Trying to turn on a lamp. In more ways than one! 馃槤
SW-User
@shakenama 馃槀馃槀
MrBrownstone46-50, M
Did the light turn on?馃槒
SW-User
Lol oops
SW-User
I love lamp.
Justafunguy46-50, M
caccoon36-40
XD That's so cute. <3

Go get 'im, girl. 馃槒
Dayman31-35, M
So where is he then?
SW-User
@Dayman he's on the opposite side of the couch. But I can't see that side from my room

 
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