Have you ever done something so stupid that people break out a whole new laugh for it?

I just tripped over a mat and went down a half flight of stairs, mostly on my face, wearing the glass of fruit juice I was holding - and my wife is honking like a Canadian goose.

The kids didn’t see it but they’re howling too because they’ve never seen their mum in such hysterics that she’s had to go pee.

Well. It’s going to take me a while to live this down.