Egyptian pharaos are ugly [I'm Affectionate]

At least they could wing their eyeliner 😯

Did I miss non-Egyptian ones?

But seriously, the canon of beauty changes over the years, let alone millennia. Probably we'd look like ugly slaves to them, too.

What brought this about?

They damn sparkly ✨

All that inbreeding will do that.

Perhaps ... but to be fair, they have been dead for a very long time.