Egyptian pharaos are ugly [I'm Affectionate]

At least they could wing their eyeliner 😯

What brought this about?

All that inbreeding will do that.

Did I miss non-Egyptian ones?

But seriously, the canon of beauty changes over the years, let alone millennia. Probably we'd look like ugly slaves to them, too.

Perhaps ... but to be fair, they have been dead for a very long time.

They damn sparkly ✨