Egyptian pharaos are ugly [I'm Affectionate]

Did I miss non-Egyptian ones?

But seriously, the canon of beauty changes over the years, let alone millennia. Probably we'd look like ugly slaves to them, too.

At least they could wing their eyeliner 😯

All that inbreeding will do that.

What brought this about?

They damn sparkly ✨

Perhaps ... but to be fair, they have been dead for a very long time.