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HoeBag · 51-55, F
I had accompanied my room mate to court. Minor vandalism charge. Anyways -
So it was in the morning and the judge was acting like someone had lit the fuse on his t4mpon.
Think "Judge Judy" (yeah 😬 )
Anyways he starts in about how an order to go to court is an order. Not a suggestion, request, etc..
Then he says "If you decide not to show up, I will send this guy after you". The bailiff was some overweight cop who got this real nervous look on his face suddenly. like, "Oh God no! would that mean I would have to move?"
All I could think was, "Oh yeah like his f4t 4ss is going to catch anything! Only thing he about to catch is diabetes!"
Then the judge was trying some guy in an orange jump suit. Judge asked why he didn't have a job and I thought, "Well your dishonor, MAYBE he lost his job due to being in jail."
Another time I had to change some legal paperwork through the court. One case heard before mine was a man trying to get his driver's license re-instated. The judge asked him, "And you haven't driven since your license has been suspended?" The guy behind me whispered, "Of COURSE not!" 🤣 How that judge gonna ask something like that?
So it was in the morning and the judge was acting like someone had lit the fuse on his t4mpon.
Think "Judge Judy" (yeah 😬 )
Anyways he starts in about how an order to go to court is an order. Not a suggestion, request, etc..
Then he says "If you decide not to show up, I will send this guy after you". The bailiff was some overweight cop who got this real nervous look on his face suddenly. like, "Oh God no! would that mean I would have to move?"
All I could think was, "Oh yeah like his f4t 4ss is going to catch anything! Only thing he about to catch is diabetes!"
Then the judge was trying some guy in an orange jump suit. Judge asked why he didn't have a job and I thought, "Well your dishonor, MAYBE he lost his job due to being in jail."
Another time I had to change some legal paperwork through the court. One case heard before mine was a man trying to get his driver's license re-instated. The judge asked him, "And you haven't driven since your license has been suspended?" The guy behind me whispered, "Of COURSE not!" 🤣 How that judge gonna ask something like that?