I must have done something to offend the coffee Gods

The coffee machine at work is down, second day in a row.
Yesterday it was the bean grinder, today it's a water error.

Somebody needs to die this time but there wasn't anyone around to murder at that particular moment. So I got out on the road and stopped at a WaWa.

Every coffee urn was empty except for the mild roast.
Mild roast.
Effing mild roast.
I'm so beyond mild roast it might as well be water.

Somewhere someone is sticking pins in a doll with my face on it.