You can't steal my moon.

They shouldn't take your month or your moon (though I can appreciate that they might be tempted to take the latter....a full moon can be tantalizing). 😁

But we love your moon too.

Yes that is a euphemism*

Uh. OK.

It was a beautiful moon tonight. The mfer was not a cloud was it? Because honestly, if someone can reach into the night sky and steal the moon they are my friend.

Who is?

Holding it here for ransom

Finders keepers, you claimed it first!