Scientists should investigate why the aliens only appear at night, in America, and only to people who have shìtty cameras

I've been out at night almost every night since Dec 24th and I've yet to see anything out of the ordinary

I love that there's been escalating stuff from the US government about some kind of UFO program and everyone is all "meh our conspiracy theories are way crazier now."

Secretsmile · 51-55, F

I’m thinking that some people here in the US will fall for anything.

Secretsmile · 51-55, F

Hey we get all the good stuff!🤪

NerdyPotato · M

They are just camera shy, okay? 😅

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NerdyPotato · M

@ElwoodBlues and the UK and the Netherlands stand out too 🤔 I've never heard anyone here talk about it 🤨

SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

@ElwoodBlues UFO sightings in Britain? That's when the clouds clear for long enough to see the moon and everybody freaks out because it's so big and shiny 🥺

Elessar · 26-30, M

@SunshineGirl It's Brits who had rain and clouds for so long that when they saw the moon they thought it was aliens

SStarfish ·

No Need

ThreeLittleBirds · F

Right ?

All the same kinda footage from the same distance … what’s the agenda behind that supposed to be

There was such a big deal about it

Now nothing

Odd

MethDozer · M

They want decent pizza.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@MethDozer Your pizza is to our pizza what Donald Trump is to Julius Caesar 😮‍💨

MethDozer · M

@Elessar Maybe in Chicago. Actually definitely in Chicago. They're fucked over there. Yet notice where the sightings are concentrated? Yep that want that thin slice of NY/NJ perfection

tenente · 100+, M

where did those drones go? 🤔

Elessar · 26-30, M

@tenente To people who use potatoes as cameras

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