Sun, heat, no work... It's a beach day!!!!

@ScreamingFox The rip currents are it. I’ve been caught in one before and I’m glad I was drunk and didn’t realize at the time what danger it was. I washed up on the beach a few miles from where I started.

@SwampFlower that's scary woman. Seriously. At least a few tourists die each summer because of rip currents. People just don't know.

@ScreamingFox I should have known better. I was 18 and cocky as hell because I was a river guide. So at least I was a good swimmer but I definitely can’t read the ocean like I can a river lol. At least I knew not to fight it to shore.

If I had been sober I’m pretty sure I would have had shark panic and drowned lol