Can you caption this photo

Must be Texas….everything is bigger in Texas…🤠

Bob didn't know what was under the wrapping, but he giggled like a child for the whole trip.

She finally got desperate enough to order it...🤣🤣🤣

This is why you should never buy anything online when drunk

Mine's a big one ;)

New controversial Elon Musk space thing.

Overload

It's a statue being delivered to Washington commemorating and will be dedicated to all democrats.

A Dildo for the Jolly Green Giants wife?

Kamala your Amazon order is here

wrap it, prevent accidents

Drone wears condom

Good lord…it’s supposed to be wrapped in Brown paper!!

"how long can this trucker hold his load?"

*no heavy loads*
They made me come twice

I could but I’ve no wish to be banned from SW 😂😂😂

snacktime...go fetch rover

B&D CBT never got so kinky. 🙃

Scary but I can’t turn away.

Hollywood delivery!

Pump it up!

Trojan Horse. Warn Trump about illegals!!

Dick

New sausage shaped ufo undercover transport in progress

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

Which, when launched will plant babies in the stomachs of all your enemy’s females, causing men and welfare system to go broke and beg for mercy.