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Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M
I stubbed my toe the other day, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@Baaaaaaaa That must have hurt you! I hope you are feeling better
Montanaman · M
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Done all those things no big deal
Polar Bears are apex hypercarnivorous casanovas! And we eat seals and beluga whales. Do I qualify?
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
i walking into a feminist protest, came out with my shirt ironed with a sammich :)
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
I broke a bloke's arm in an arm wrestle.
Nicenlongnthick · 41-45, M
I wrestled a bear once
@Nicenlongnthick wasnt a polar bear
My Dick gets hard if the wind blows in the next state !
I say things that women want to hear like, ‘Are you through yet?”
I say things that women want to hear like, ‘Are you through yet?”
HannahSky · F
I know @deadgerbil kills 🐀
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