You do realise that we can ALWAYS tell when you look at our boobs, right?

It's ok. I make them equally uncomfortable by looking at their bulge, or lack of.

I've been doing exercises to improve my peripheral vision.

Tbh I look cause I think it must be nice to have some, please I'm not a creep or anything

Well 😏

Do they have infrared sensors on them?

👀

Yes but it's not that the most would even care about it

Not when I have my sunglasses on 😎

You think I don't know? And as if you mind.

I usually try to give a heads up on wardrobe malfunctions

😎
Can you tell now?

Nah I wasn't looking, I was trying to look elsewhere & they just got in the way 🤷 i hate when that happens too trust me 😅

God i hope so.

In my case its really an eye defect, I swear!

🫣

I thought it was rude to bee sneaky when you look 😯

So? Is it a crime or something?

Good 👍. However I like to look 👀 elsewhere 😉

Lets try then

Thank you, at long last now I know why women are always slapping my face.... Another one of life's mysteries solved!

😑i was looking to make sure my weener wasn't poking up

Is it really that terrible? I mean, i know if it's like a deadblown, fullon stare, but....

But not when I look at feet! People just think I'm shy :P

I only look at the boobies when I can tear myself away from the camel toe 🐫

A lapse in self control

I can always tell this.

Do you think they notice when I look at their package though? 🤭🤭🤭

Also I see so many deleted replies on this post 🤭🤭🤭