Masturbation question

On my shop teachers head in high school. I wanted to see if I could get him to grow hair again

In a car in a French car park while the rest of my family were off shopping

In a car. While driving on a crowded road.

Hanging from the ceiling fan, whiling going around and around at Home Depot after the store closed up for the night

At a restaurant while talking to the waitress. Had been edging myself and just hearing her voice pushed me too far and I had to continue talking about why chocolate cake sounds delicious and not spasm out right there. Felt amazing but I was also very panicked lol.

In a train carriage

While driving a tank in Kuwait.

It was probably a store dressing room.

public toilet with gloryhole in the door

In a foxhole with another soldier.

I used to get out of the house for bike rides through nearby forest trails, often stopping in a clearing, strip off and enjoy masturbating, either lying on the grass, or leaning up against a tree.

In the backseat of a car, classroom, my backyard 😬 all stupid decisions looking back but I wasn't caught, or more likely that no one said anything