Do you have a masturbatorium?

@DunningKruger toys, whips, handcuffs, gags, rope... you name it

@BarbossasHusband So, basically just a dungeon, but you never invite anyone to come over and play?

@DunningKruger I don't know anyone, and I'm an introvert 😔

@BarbossasHusband Well, as long as you show yourself a good time, that's all that matters.

I would just make sure that the keys to the cuffs and what not are easily accessible before you do too much self bondage.

@DunningKruger my cock

@DunningKruger Safety first. My cuffs can be easilly opened even withput the keys, and I've developed a way to choke myself with rope without offing myself should I pass out.

@BarbossasHusband Is self-bondage really enjoyable?

@DunningKruger in my experience, yes

@BarbossasHusband If you're tying yourself up, how is it that you, uh, work the levers, so to speak?

@DunningKruger dildo with a suction cup at the end

@BarbossasHusband You've thought of everything! Except letting us watch....

@DunningKruger Use your imagination 😇

@BarbossasHusband Well, I was already doing that anyway.