How to get horny

Yeah, see a doctor. Ads for erictile dysfuntion pills are on TV every 5 seconds it seems, so there are meds for your problem.
But it might be simply your poor english grammar.

I would love to be completely dead to arousal.

Probably should see a doctor about your heart first. The D is our heart monitor. Get a check up.

If those are fine, then check if you’re OD’ing on too much sex. Sensory Overload can stop you. Sometimes its good to just fall back and rest.

Thirdly, you might just be a demented freak that thinks your girl is too vanilla but don’t you don’t articulate it. Who knows?

Try oysters, red wine and chocolate. If that doesn’t work become a vegan and grow your own food. If that doesn’t work think about your girlfriend ever spare moment you have, and imagine all the things you want to do to her. Tantric yoga and magick ritual will help

WHOA!!! Some punctuation would help a lot here!

drinking equal parts beer and gingerale will put lead in your pencil. it's called Shinacoe

As they say, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Medical professional help

Ginseng

...or not take?