I found a cigarette butt in mah car and I don’t even smoke cigarettes

Maybe her boyfriend smokes?

You should start !

Same with my apartment. Nobody cleaned it out before I moved in. They say it's been empty for months, but did nothing to fix things up.

You forget to lock your Car and maybe the Hobo was spending a night inside there?

Serial butter running around

oh sorry that was mine

Ew

Well maybe it got stuck to your shoe and fell off in the car.

You been giving people rides? If not, you need to lock your damn car up when you're not in it.