If I could move my stomach to my butt, I would be the perfect woman.

@BLP11520 ohh no did i move the wrong one!? 😅

@foldedunfolding I got like no butt....LOL

@BLP11520 well now i have a tummy AND a butt on my front

@BLP11520 gave it a few smacks..do you feel it like a phantom limb? PHANTOM BUTT PHANTOM BUTTTT

@foldedunfolding How can I lose weight everywhere but that chunk in front, it ain't much but....

@foldedunfolding yeah,,,

running out of jokes, some are to offensive to post.

@BLP11520 I have to draw the line somewhere LOL

@BLP11520 you know you are bored when you went to FB

@BLP11520 frog butt?

@foldedunfolding ha ha...Facebook

@BLP11520 how'd u know i went there lol

@foldedunfolding swag,,,scientific wild ass guess

@BLP11520 Life is a series of patterns. Some people are in a pattern or a rut. I never liked being typecast.

@BLP11520 I first heard SWAG in the USAF