Kiss my ass.

Oh no, you’re going to end up with a queue. 😂

I would be honored

*pushes to front of line*

Pull your pants down then (ʃƪ¬ ‿ ¬)

😆we have got managers in our operating theatre who do this readily on the behalf of one surgeon so would be happy too oblige you too [warywitchwandering]

*sigh* Very well. 😌


(I giggled too hard at the GIF to not use it. 😂)

Let the people see what they’re gonna be kissing at least lol

*grabs popcorn and admires from safe distance*

I thought you’d never ask !!! 😍

Don’t have to ask me twice

Sorry my card is full

Yes ma’am 😏

I've heard about you

Me first ...

Sure! :D

Would you accept a hug and a squeeze?

🍑

😘 😘 😘 😏

Can I just find who prompted this post and kick theirs instead?

Did you wax that thing?

Mmmmwah

Want to borrow my small ball bat? 🤬

Don't mind if I do lol.

I'm not really into butts tho 😶

bare it and I will give it a shot.

Rude 👀

Thought you'd never ask

Say please 😠