Well, I suppose you cannot accuse this election of being boring...
We start off with two men trying to out old each other while trying to claim the other guy is not fit to serve.
Both old guys regularly lose 10% of their primary voters when they are the only ones on the ticket.
One of the old guys becomes a convicted felon, and was also found civilly liable for SA.
Someone tries to take a shot at one of the old guys, and it turns out the shooter wasn't quite so politically motivated as he was nuts and appeared to be planning to take a shot at whichever one of the old guys he got access to first.
Shot at old guy decides to name someone who called him the American Hitler as his running mate.
Old guy who wasn't shot at catches COVID and gets convinced to give it up.
Now old guy who is a convicted felon is running against a former District Attorney turned Attorney General...
I would like a little less drama in my politics, please. I swear, if Melania and Douglas are caught in a torrid affair I am going to have to turn the channel. Its becoming a soap opera up in here...
Both old guys regularly lose 10% of their primary voters when they are the only ones on the ticket.
One of the old guys becomes a convicted felon, and was also found civilly liable for SA.
Someone tries to take a shot at one of the old guys, and it turns out the shooter wasn't quite so politically motivated as he was nuts and appeared to be planning to take a shot at whichever one of the old guys he got access to first.
Shot at old guy decides to name someone who called him the American Hitler as his running mate.
Old guy who wasn't shot at catches COVID and gets convinced to give it up.
Now old guy who is a convicted felon is running against a former District Attorney turned Attorney General...
I would like a little less drama in my politics, please. I swear, if Melania and Douglas are caught in a torrid affair I am going to have to turn the channel. Its becoming a soap opera up in here...
