I can't help but wonder if my proximity to Canada is why everyone around here thinks Spanish(Mexican) rice is supposed to have ground beef in it.

@MethDozer Ughhh
I feel your pain. I was in search of seafood here in Chattanooga. Found a place serving Lobster rolls but they put avocado slices on it. What the actual fuck

@TrashCat The tyranny of white yoga pants women has put avocado and pumpkin spice in everything.

@calicuz gringo Paella

@SkeetSkeet It's not bad but it certainly isn't proper red rice.

@SkeetSkeet Personally I have come to call it gringo paella.