for killing 9 flies will I be given a war crimes trial?

Only for spiders

They will have to prove you did it and that they didn't die from natural causes. Did you dispose of the bodies?

🤣 i am certain you will so if convicted you will be looking at serious jail time [taters]

Maybe not, but you will have to spend your next 10,000 lives as a fly and get squished every time.